You are very allergic to hay. Tell Joanna about said allergy so she won't ask you to help feed.
When you do use your whole arm to break apart the hay, do not be surprised when ten minutes later you are covered in bright red hives, some the size of a golf ball.
Do not under any circumstance rub your eye after touching hay.
It is not a good idea to make steak and a baked potato in a tiny apartment when it is 90 outside, no matter how much you are craving it.
You will not feel good if after eating said steak and potato, you eat jellybeans. Really. I can't stop. It's making me sick.
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Yumm, Steak and Jelly Beans.
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