Wednesday, August 12, 2009

On Plastic Surgery and Groceries


Hey, Madre?

Remember that time when I was in school and needed some money to buy groceries? I was going to overdraw my account but I threw myself on your mercy instead. You then apologized, saying how tight your own cash situation was. But Madre, when you follow that up with a chat about your upcoming trip to Mexico and the elective plastic surgery you were considering, I am not as inclined to believe you were that broke.

Don't worry if you forgot, I am here to remind you of these things.

Besides, G-Tyne gave me a monthly allowance anyways, providing I didn't "get caught up in the San Francisco movement".

So you are off the hook.



This time.

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